The Porridge King edition by rd winfrey Literature Fiction eBooks
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Take a journey into the strange and magical land known as the Mea Culpa Valley; an area with a long and proud history of profound weirdness and absolutely insanity. The residents of a small chunk of squalor known as Timbrook are visited by a precocious knight on a quest, and inadvertently become swept up in a hysterical adventure like none ever before witnessed. Magic, mystery, mayhem and intrigue abound as a powerful warlord’s plot to take over the entire region is slowly uncovered, also revealing the ancient secrets of a powerful stone that may or may not actually be a piece of petrified dragon excrement. Full of laughs, adventure, intrigue, romance and hilarious characters, the Porridge King is a laugh-out loud good time!
The Porridge King edition by rd winfrey Literature Fiction eBooks
An enthralling account of George's early years. His formative experiences in Hawaii at the hands of a merciless band of renegade dwarves hell bent on wreaking havoc with the civilised world as it was then in the early 15th century. A well researched tome with all sorts of previously unavailable information that will prove useless to the members of the many Marinelli appreciation societies that have existed underground for the last six centuries.Of particular interest to me was the chapter on Pineapples and the role they played in the development of the masonic arts in Scotland, leading to the discovery of vast seams of untapped Porridge and the beginning of the 'Porridge age' that has lasted to this day. Extensive research into the murky origins of the esoteric B.K.F.B.A.A.I.A.S.P.A. (Benevolent Knights of the Fraternal Brotherhood of Anglo-Afro-Italo-American Society of Porridge Afficianados) has revealed close connections with the sinister character Mad Rick Fataari and his infamous cohort, Jim Jam Jimmy, responsible in large part for the 'Porridge atrocities' carried out in the name of Christendom through the ages.
The Porridge heresies are covered extensively in chapter 8 and describe in gruesome detail the horrendous schism when George and his followers split from Porridge orthodoxy and made the frankly ridiculous claim that Porridge could be made out of anything other than the humble oat. The carnage that followed lead inevitably to the Porridge Inquisition and the Brochan dark ages from which we are only now emerging as certain people start to see the folly of their ways and come back into the fold by revoking this ludicrous assertion.
Simply a must have coffee table book, beautifully illustrated with many large glossy photos of Porridge and George.
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The Porridge King edition by rd winfrey Literature Fiction eBooks Reviews
GEORGE MARINELLI....THE TRUE KING OF PORRIDGE
Guitars/Vocals
[...]
Born- Staten Island, NY.
Lived in Los Angeles 1963-1991.
Played clubs, recording sessions, wrote, and toured.
Guitarist for Billy and the Beaters 1978-1982
Guitarist for Jimmie Wood and The Immortals 1980-1984
Founding member of Bruce Hornsby and The Range 1982-1991
Moved to Nashville 1991.Currently- session work in Nashville, writing, and producing.
Performing and recording solo and with Air Parma.
Member of Bonnie Raitt's band, 1993 to present.
Recording and producing indie projects in WingDing Studios.
Formed WingDing Records briefly in 2000.
An enthralling account of George's early years. His formative experiences in Hawaii at the hands of a merciless band of renegade dwarves hell bent on wreaking havoc with the civilised world as it was then in the early 15th century. A well researched tome with all sorts of previously unavailable information that will prove useless to the members of the many Marinelli appreciation societies that have existed underground for the last six centuries.
Of particular interest to me was the chapter on Pineapples and the role they played in the development of the masonic arts in Scotland, leading to the discovery of vast seams of untapped Porridge and the beginning of the 'Porridge age' that has lasted to this day. Extensive research into the murky origins of the esoteric B.K.F.B.A.A.I.A.S.P.A. (Benevolent Knights of the Fraternal Brotherhood of Anglo-Afro-Italo-American Society of Porridge Afficianados) has revealed close connections with the sinister character Mad Rick Fataari and his infamous cohort, Jim Jam Jimmy, responsible in large part for the 'Porridge atrocities' carried out in the name of Christendom through the ages.
The Porridge heresies are covered extensively in chapter 8 and describe in gruesome detail the horrendous schism when George and his followers split from Porridge orthodoxy and made the frankly ridiculous claim that Porridge could be made out of anything other than the humble oat. The carnage that followed lead inevitably to the Porridge Inquisition and the Brochan dark ages from which we are only now emerging as certain people start to see the folly of their ways and come back into the fold by revoking this ludicrous assertion.
Simply a must have coffee table book, beautifully illustrated with many large glossy photos of Porridge and George.
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